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Over A Week Now
Well, it’s been over a week now since our son left home. There have been no phone calls begging to come home. No emergency cash handouts. No turning up to cut the grass for me (as promised). I did phone him on Sunday to see if he was coming round for Sunday Dinner (as arranged) It was 3.40PM when I woke him from his slumbers. By the sound of his voice he had had a rough night. He said he might be round after dinner to cut the grass. Dinner came and went. No sign of him. He did manage to pop round yesterday (Tuesday) and he stayed for approx 5 minutes. The grass was too wet to be cut!

I told you about his room being cleaned out. Well, after we got rid of the rubbish we were then able to actually start cleaning the place. I got down on my hands and knees to get into all the pokey wee bits with the vacuum cleaner. I reckon, not only did we get approx 100 crisp packets in the rubbish part of the job, I must have vacuumed up the contents of maybe 5 of those packets from the floor. Invitation for mice or what? The room actually smells clean now (due to the fact that we have left his window open and got rid of all the odd manky socks and trainers lying around. Next on the agenda is to decide on what paper to decorate with. I know what I want, my wife knows what she wants, it’s just a question of agreeing on the same thing. In the meantime his ceiling will be the first thing to be painted followed by the off white / yellow gloss work around the doors and skirting boards.

One of the other things we found tucked away in his wardrobe. Something that has been puzzling us for years. Why did we have to keep on buying video tapes all the time. We came across the reason. There were 26 video tapes stashed away in the bottom of his wardrobe. Now we always knew that he had the odd tape up there in his room, but 26! There were many other items we found but I won’t go into details as you might get embarrassed.

I’m sure it will look lovely once it’s done. Somewhere we can be proud to say to someone, you’re sleeping in here mate.

Coming back to our son. Tomorrow he is supposed to come round and repay me the loan I gave him for his first months rent. Not only that but there was a wee bit extra I lent him as well. Also, he is supposed to be giving me, for safe keeping, next months rent money so that he is not tempted to spend it in the publicans toilet. It will be interesting to see what he actually gives me. Not only that but it is his mothers birthday tomorrow as well. What will he bring with him, if he even remembers. I have just texted him to remind him. It wouldn’t be fair on him if he came round here empty handed. His mother would be devastated!!!

To change the subject matter now. When my Father passed away in April his partner asked me was there anything I would like belonging to him She , acting as executor to his estate, was just making sure that things were done properly. There were these figures of Indians about 3” tall that were made out of clay and represented all the cultural and caste differences of life in India in the 1940’s / 50’s. My mum and Dad lived out there during that period. Anyway, I had seen these Indian figures on a visit to my Dad in Toronto and I always liked them. So, I said I would like them. They were duly wrapped up, very very carefully I might add, and sent off to me. Two parcels eventually arrived and upon opening them I was horrified. Out of 56 figures only about 20 were complete. The rest were all broken. Heads, legs, arms etc all broken off. You would think that the boxes had been kicked about like a football. Anyway, after much sorting of broken limbs and heads I managed to put together all but 3 of the figures. They are now pride of place along the top gable wall of the conservatory looking down at us when we are in there. They look great. It is only upon very close inspection that you would notice any damage to them. They have already been spoken for by my daughter. When I die she wants them. I hope I don’t die, again, for a while yet!

My wife and I were out the other night at her bosses surprise retirement party that was held in the Pickie bowling Club. Very nice venue indeed. The idea was, apart from it being a total surprise, was that we would do all the catering. When it was being organised, round at our house, I was asked, or maybe I volunteered, to make something. I went for a fresh fruit salad dessert. My favourite. None of your tinned rubbish there. All nice fresh fruit. I duly arrived on the night with this work of art and it was put away until the main course had been finished with. Then, the desserts came out. Quite a few of them I may add. The queue started at the other end of the table where they were displayed. I was really pleased with myself. Everytime someone passed me they commented on the fresh fruit dessert and how lovely it was. Who made it? It’s delicious etc (someone even said it was a work of art) I was nearly going the colour of the strawberries that were in the salad by this time. Anyway. Mine was one of the desserts that was nearly eaten all up. Should anyone be having a self catered do in the future I am now hiring myself out for McDuff’s Fresh Fruit Salad for a very reasonable fee.

Father’s Day will soon be upon us. As usual, my kids don’t know what to buy their loving Father for this wondrous occasion. I have dropped hints. Lets see if the hint has been taken. What have I been hinting at? Clint Eastwood Grand Torino Blu Ray DVD of course. It will be interesting indeed.

Responses to this gack as usual always welcome. Just hit the title above

Okee Dokee for now folks

Posted :: Tuesday 6/16/2009 4:21:00 AM

Myself
Guess what. Phone call from son. He doesn't get paid until next week. No money left. Can he borrow some money to buy his Mum a birthday present??? He has just left after helping to empty my wallet , and the freezer!
Commented :: 6/16/2009 11:58:00 AM

Avid Reader
Is,nt that what Fathers are for!
Commented :: 6/17/2009 7:00:00 AM

Mickmak
G,day all, we have been in Sydney all week, family tree researching on wifes mob, discovered I have married into a family of crims, one lad was transported for burglary and another for jewellery theft, good news though they both went on to better things, one became a farmer and the other a publican, not sure who scored all the pubs. McD you have blu ray!! jeez I,m still watching videos, don, t you go getting any ideas about how to deal with the neighbours from that movie. I am looking forward to updates on the book about Bangor in the sixties, I reckon there are still enough of us left alive to make it pay, heading home tomorrow, looking forward to having a look at the wheat crop, still have a few acres to go. Hope Carrie is on the mend, and at least the young fella did,nt reverse the charges like I used to do.
Commented :: 6/18/2009 3:47:00 PM

Viking
I applied for a visa to work in Australia,and was asked if i had a criminal record. I didn't think you still needed one!!!!!!!!
Commented :: 6/18/2009 9:02:00 PM

Myself
Way, way back in the year 1981 I had all my papers signed and ready to go to Oz. Two things stopped me. One, i couldn't sell my business. Two, I couldn't afford the medical insurance out there. The rest is a long long story about going out after a loved one. Stop. I'm going to cry now! And then I met my wife to be. Everything changed after that.
Commented :: 6/19/2009 2:50:00 AM

Avid Reader
Aaaaaawwwwwhhhh! Y,see, all good things come to those who wait....we love a good happy ending. Nice one Viking,very amusing. Mickmak don,t fret, we,re not all bang up to date with Blu ray. I had only just bought a new DVD Player/Recorder when Blu Ray started to rear its head. Just have to wait until it expires before I buy a new one. By the way McDuff have you seen Gran Torino yet?...wanna know how it ends? He..................
Commented :: 6/19/2009 6:36:00 AM

Myself
I don't think I will be getting Gran Torino after all. I have just found out that it isn't for sale until next week, after Father's Day. I might get a voucher to buy it though!!!!
Commented :: 6/19/2009 7:50:00 AM

Avid Reader
Have dropped my own hint.....I,m after "Good boys...when they,re sleeping,Best of the Faces".....That,s in the good old days before one member left to join another semi-famous band.......can,t seem to remember their name though...
Commented :: 6/19/2009 1:23:00 PM

Viking
Yes-siree! Technology is springing forward in leaps and bounds. It's not that long ago we were all gawpin' at an 'eight track',that can provide your own music while you drive. I saw a 'record' player in the back of a car once,and thought it was sooo advanced. I feel i was around when the wheel was invented when i watch 'young uns' with their various gadgets. It's a great era for all us music and film fanatics.
Commented :: 6/19/2009 9:40:00 PM

Viking
Avid,i think the band you're thinking about is Humble Pie,Stevie Marriot and Peter Frampton.I saw the boul' Marriott here in London a few months before he 'bellied up'. A great gig and he sounded good as ever. A rock n roll exit for sure,but still very tragic,and a huge loss to the live gig circuit. RIP.
Commented :: 6/20/2009 12:28:00 AM

Myself
No comment, except to say that Stevie boy had already left the Small Faces and then they became The Faces with that Scottish boy who once did backing vocals for Jeff Beck! And, And. Ronnie Wood didn't leave The Faces, he was going to be booted out by said Scot. So he jumped before he was pushed so that he could join a much superior musical outfit that are still going today! Where are The Faces now huh??? I could go on and on but I don't want to depress you into thinking why you even listened to such drivel in the first place.
Commented :: 6/20/2009 2:03:00 AM

Viking
Doh!!!!
Commented :: 6/20/2009 11:24:00 AM

Myself
Hey, Mickmak. Just so that you don't think I had forgotten. I was at a church picnic today and happened to be speaking to a guy that works for the BBC in Northern Ireland. He is going to try and get his hands on a wee film from Bangor for you. Wait and see. Wait and see.
Commented :: 6/21/2009 9:16:00 AM

Mickmak
McD, you,re a goodun, I wait with bated breath!! So good to be home, crop looks good, the ewes are dropping lambs in abundance and the golf club beer last night was great. Bad news on the car front, the bosses Hyundai broke a timing belt damaged the engine, discussing problem with dealer at moment, they don,t want to accept any blame,we have decided it is going regardless of outcome, thinking Honda, Mazda or Toyota as replacement. We are looking at buying a first laptop, thinking Acer or Asus any input from you guys would be appreciated. Bloody Qantas have dropped their fares, when I wanted to book a few weeks ago they wanted $2400, to-day $1550, too late I already booked Thai Air. Viking loved your comment, told the boss, she appreciated the NI humour.
Commented :: 6/22/2009 3:45:00 AM

Avid Reader
My hints paid off. Faces Cd appeared yesterday. Listened to it last night,still sounds good. Appreciate your (biased) comments McDuff. Am I right in saying that Steve Marriot took to drinking and was killed in a fire at his Cottage in England?
Commented :: 6/22/2009 4:42:00 AM

Myself
Don't know about the drink but the cottage did burn down, with him in it of course. My hint for Fathers Day sort of paid off. The new Clint Eastwood DVD is due out this week so I got a voucher to buy it myself. Spent Fathers Day on my own really. My son came round for about 30 minutes. My daughter was there in some form or other but was busy busy busy all the time. My wife was still in London. I did have the company of the dogs though.
Commented :: 6/22/2009 5:31:00 AM

Viking
Aye,Avid,it was said Stevie Marriot fell akip 'full' with a lit ciggie in his hand,set fire to the mattress and woke up in a daze and walked into a cupboard. He was found half in and out of the cupboard by the Firemen who arrived to find the Cottage ablaze.RIP. On the humour side of things,i reckon no-one sees humour,the World, or anything the way N.I. does. Every one liner i ever used came from rubbin' shoulders with 'balloons' from N.I.
Commented :: 6/22/2009 9:49:00 AM

Avid Reader
Viking, NI is jam packed with "balloons", "headers", "buckeejits", "emptyheads" etc; enough to produce plenty of one-liners!
Commented :: 6/22/2009 10:49:00 AM

Viking
Don't i know it!!! Even the slowest, most 'dour' person you could meet from there will sooner or later come out with a 'cracker'. I may have mentioned before about the time 'Mickey' Agnew was sued by a woman driver who he marched out in front of. She was highly distressed and wanted 2 Grand compo,his retort was,you can make it 3 Grand if ye like -- 'ye won't get feathers of a frog'!!!!
Commented :: 6/22/2009 12:48:00 PM

Mickmak
Funniest one liner I recall was comedian Jimowen. Belfast man to lad "What,s your name? "Nathan" was the reply. "Sure it must be something".
Commented :: 6/23/2009 3:06:00 AM

Myself
Reporter interviewing Van Morrison after trying for ages to get the interview. Reporter "So, why Van?" Van "Because that's my f%^&ing name" and he got up and walked out
Commented :: 6/23/2009 11:13:00 AM

Viking
Were you ever asked - are you readin' that paper yer sittin' on?
Commented :: 6/23/2009 11:41:00 AM

Avid Reader
Or the classic - (pointing to an empty chair/seat) - Is anyone sitting here?
Commented :: 6/23/2009 2:40:00 PM

Viking
I knew someone who came to London one week for a fortnight!!!!!!!!!!!
Commented :: 6/23/2009 10:09:00 PM

Myself
Apparently it's our wedding anniversary today. My wife phoned me this morning to my sick bed at about 10.00PM to wish me a happy anniversary. I had forgotten as I wasn't feeling the best. With her phoning so late in the morning does that mean she forgot as well???
Commented :: 6/25/2009 1:51:00 AM

Mickmak
McD, the girls don,t forget, they like to make you feel that it is not all that important, until you forget!! might be a good idea to stay in your sickbed for another day, just to be on the safe side. Happy anniversary from the fans downunder.
Commented :: 6/25/2009 2:46:00 AM

Mickmak
Viking and Avid, keep them coming, have,nt seen my girl laugh this much for a while.
Commented :: 6/25/2009 2:49:00 AM

Viking
Come knockin' at yer mates door on a Saturday in N.Ire,and you'll be told,'he's not up yet'. So you call back later, only to be told, 'aye,he's up,but he's not down yet!!!!!
Commented :: 6/25/2009 9:41:00 AM

Viking
If you invite relatives and friends round to your house after a funeral, you'll get someone knockin' your door askin', 'is this where the dead man lives'? Mickmac,get your girl a copy of 'What A Thing To Say',by John Pepper. He used to write for the Belfast Telegraph. A great book and a 'side splitter'. I know it's available in Australia!
Commented :: 6/25/2009 9:56:00 AM

Mickmak
Thanks Viking, will keep an eye out for the book. Had a bit of a shock this morning, (rain has stopped us finalising sowing, only about 20 acres to go), on a drive to look at our early crop which is about 3km away was passed by a highway patrol car!! he had to be lost, not much chance of revenue raising on a rural road that has a car on it every couple of hours, on a busy day. McD health update required please.
Commented :: 6/26/2009 8:42:00 PM

Avid Reader
McDuff. We have,nt heard from you since you forgot your Wedding Anniversary. Should we fear the worst???????
Commented :: 6/30/2009 4:58:00 AM

Myself
Wait for it
Commented :: 6/30/2009 7:22:00 AM

Avid Reader
OK
Commented :: 6/30/2009 8:17:00 AM

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